Blog about my thoughts, drawings, and some shit that i like. Don't get too comfortable, you may not like it.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
I want to explode in my butthole
I have absolutely everything i could ever need.
But sometimes my life is painfully dull.
Nahhh, it’s cool. She likes that grandma shit.
Me, to my mom
Had a dream with the same exact building. Only there were a shitton of monsters on the other side of it.
(Source: n1cotine)
Grouplove - Tongue Tied
Take me to your bestfriends house. I loved you then and I love you now.
Don’t take me tongue tied; don’t wave no goodbye.
(Source: durianseeds)
Divorce is a fad
The only reason why divorce is so common is cause there’s a shit-faced survey.
(Source: eatsleepdraw)
Liberals VS Conservatives
Is it me or are political parties backwards. I don’t get it. How are we The United States if the way that we elect officials is by separating them? Our news is filled with full on propaganda. The conservative news channels make democrats look like extremists who want to through out the whole foundation of the country. Then on the other hand, the liberal news channels make the republicans look like stupid, bible thumping, close-minded honkies. But I really believe that both parties are deliberate hate groups.
This is how I’m seeing this broken down in my head based on the mainstream news:
Democrats:
Protecting the poor through the unification of people, whether they like it or not through government (btw, government works our tax dollars). Government is like a god that should have pity on us. The only way to move forward is to change everything that is, and to disregard/disrespect religion if it’s in the way. Celebrities are a great way to get people to follow your lead.
Republicans:
Everyone is self-made. Poor people are lazy. Money is like a god that we need to fill ourselves with. War, revenge, suspicion is the Christian way. Government is a business, so save yourself before you save your co-workers. But the republican civilians think that the republican government is doing whats best for them. I can be rich someday, i just need to work harder. Who know? Maybe someday i’ll be as successful as Mitt Romney.
But the truth is that it’s all about money. The hate you watch on the news isn’t just people voicing they’re opinions, it’s people vomiting what they’ve been force to eat. “Republicans are like this”, “Democrats are like that”. I makes NO SENSE. The media makes money off of people arguing on the tv.
If two people have to prove to you why they are right, then they aren’t worth the block of memory in your head. They should drop the shit, and try to give you information. REAL INFORMATION. And non of that bullshit i saw on the Dave Packman program, with that trash about if you’re educated, you’re liberal. These are people who say that they’re trying to protect the little guy, but forgets that they bully someone else in the process.
Mainstream media is garbage, poisonous, and hateful. Push for what you believe and not what two people on tv argued about. If you have to align your views with someone on tv, you really don’t care at all.
Love,
Moises
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Cracking up at the saddest scene in the movie theater.
All cause i imagined farting
